It’s a deal-breaker, Veronica
All that E-flat harmonica
It’s not-exactly Dylan
With all that wine, you’re swillin’
It’s a deal breaker Angelica
Let’s cut the cord-umbelical
A church so ecumenical
Doesn’t suit my evangelical
It’s a deal breaker Kathryn
All that sabre-rattlin’
Instead of bluff and bullshit
Put your foot where your mouth is
It’s a deal-breaker, Louise
You’re too hard to please
All those breakfasts-in-bed
Can come from Carl, instead
It’s a deal-breaker, Hilary
My soul, you do pillory
For the vinyl collection
I cherish with such affection
It’s a deal-breaker, Amy
You incessantly blame me
For the kids imperfections
I wish I’d-never, on reflection
It’s a deal-breaker, Hannah
I’m tired of your manner
And the way you take harbour
In a bottle of Cava
It’s a deal-breaker, Claire
The way you got wet-there
That night on Costa Blanca
With Nigel-the-wanker
It’s a deal breaker, Maria
Quit-barking in my ear
Don’t even come near
And I trust this is clear
Its deal breaker Francesca,
….that tall guy from Leicester
You’re an emotional-blister
And I’m sorry I ever kissed-yer
Copyright, Jody Redmires 2014